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This Is How We Jew It

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This is how we Jew it.
It’s Tuesday night, and I feel all right.
Seder’s here on Hollywood’s west side.
So I reach for my wine glass and I raise it up.
Matzah in my belly gonna get me stuffed up.
Shank bone gets plated.
Honeys in the street screaming “thank God, we made it!”

It feels so good to be free tonight.
Karpas, Maror, Boiled egg so fly.
And you know Ali Mali’s chicken ain’t dry.
But you gotta get your prayer on, before you eat today.
So top up your cup and throw it way up.
And let me hear the party say.

I’m kinda buzzed and it’s all because, This how we Jew it.
West Hollywood does it like nobody does. This is how we Jew it.
On the real this Seder, it got much flavor, This is how we Jew it.
Let’s all lean back, get right and relax. This is how we Jew it.

This is how we Jew it, all kippahs in the air.
And wave them from here to there.
If you’re an O.G. Jew or just a Passover player.
You see the lord’s been good to peeps.
Ever since we wandered with sandy feets.
But now we hella free. Search for afikoman on fleek.
Hundred-dollar bills y’all.

If you were from where we’re from then you would know.
Wandering through the desert totally sucks.
Eating matzah everyday nasty as cuck.
But then Moses, showed us the way.
So top up your cup and throw it way up.
And let me hear the party say.

I’m kinda buzzed and it’s all because, This is how we Jew it.
West Hollywood does it like nobody does. This is how we Jew it.
On the real this Seder, it got much flavor. This is how we Jew it.
Let’s all lean back, get right and relax. This is how we Jew it.
I’m kinda buzzed and it’s all because, This is how we Jew it.
West Hollywood does it like nobody does. This is how we Jew it.
On the real this Seder, it got much flavor. This is how we Jew it.
Let’s all lean back, get right and relax. This is how we Jew it.

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Once upon a time, many years ago,
Jews were slaves to Pharoah and life sure did blow.
And then one day God came through with 10 plagues.
Knocked the Egyptians down and we got on our way.
10 drops of wine to remember that time.
Yes the song’s almost over and we soon can dine,
but first we gotta wash our hands and tell the story.
And give God all the mother f-in glory.

I’m kinda buzzed and it’s all because, This is how we Jew it.
West Hollywood does it like nobody does. This is how we Jew it.
On the real this Seder, it got much flavor. This is how we Jew it.
Let’s all lean back, get right and relax. This is how we Jew it.
-Lyrics by David Maldoff

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