(To the tune of “There’s No Business Like Show Business”)
There’s no Seder like our Seder,
Like no Seder I know.
Everything about it is halachic.
Nothing that the Torah won’t allow.
Listen how we read the whole Haggadah.
It’s all in Hebrew ’Cause we know how.
There’s no Seder like our Seder,
We tell a tale that is swell;
Moses took the people out into the heat.
They baked the matzah
While on their feet.
Now isn’t that a story
That just can’t be beat?
Let’s go on with the show!
-Author Unknown