I could have eaten more,
I could have eaten more,
but it’s afikomen time.
The Seder rituals
and all those victuals,
the evening was sublime.
I had my matzah with charoset
and matzah dipped in chocolate too.
I drank down all my wine
and now I’m feeling fine.
How good to share this meal with you!
-Irvine Sobelman, Jenny Sobelman, and Martha Ackelsberg
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or
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