Pharaoh, Pharaoh! Oh baby! Let my people go!
Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!
Singin’ Pharaoh, Pharaoh! Oh baby!
Let my people go! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!
A burnin’ bush told me just the other day
that I should come over here and stay
Gotta get my people outta Pharaoh’s hands
Gotta lead my people to the Promised Land.
The Nile turned to blood!
There were darkened black skies!
Gnats and frogs! There were locusts and flies!
The first born died, causing Egypt to grieve,
Finally Pharaoh said, “Y’all can leave!”
Me and my people goin’ to the Red Sea
Pharaoh’s army’s comin’ after me.
I raised my rod, stuck it in the sand
All of God’s people walked across the dry land.
Pharaoh, Pharaoh! Oh baby! Let my people go!
Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!
Singin’ Pharaoh, Pharaoh! Oh baby!
Let my people go! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!
Pharaoh’s army was a-comin’ too
So what do you think that I did do?
Well, I raised my rod and I cleared my throat
All of Pharaoh’s army did the dead man’s float.
Pharaoh, Pharaoh! Oh baby! Let my people go!
Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!
Singin’ Pharaoh, Pharaoh Oh baby!
Let my people go! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!
-Author Unknown
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