Whoever has hurt me or has done me any wrong.
Whether he did it deliberately or by accident.
Whether he did it by word or by deed.
May no one be punished on my account.
May I transgress no more,
That I do not revert to my old ways.
After that I do not do that which is wicked.
Let the wrongdoing that I have committed be wiped away.
But not through sickness or suffering.
May the words of my mouth,
And the prayers that are in my heart,
Be my inspirations for the coming year.
Why make an account and save your favorite JewBelong stuff? Because someday Jack is going to get off his ass and pop the question and you’re going to get to plan that wedding you've been thinking about since third grade.
Because why use any of your precious brain cells to remember where you kept those great readings that you’ll use someday at Jeffrey’s B Mitzvah? Make an account, keep the readings there. Easy peasy. The only thing you’ll need to remember is your password, and from personal experience that’s hard enough.
Hey, can you watch the phones on Friday? We have a thing.