Leader: Baruch et Adonai ham’vorach.
(Praise the One to whom our praise is due.)
Congregation: Baruch Adonai ham’vorach l’olam vaed.
(Praised be the One to whom our praise is due, now and forever!)
Leader: Baruch Adonai ham’vorach l’olam vaed. Baruch atah Adonai, Eloheinu melech ha’olam, Asher bachar banu mikol ha’amim, V’natan lanu et Torato. Baruch atah Adonai, notein haTorah.
(Praise the One, to whom our praise is due. Praised is the One, to whom our praise is due, now and forever. Praised be the Eternal God, Ruler of the universe, You have chosen us from all peoples by giving us Your Torah. Blessed is the Eternal One, Giver of the Torah.)
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